Just a few of the questions being asked lately by the resident 4-year old :
Do grasshoppers have ears? (Yes, on their legs apparently, according to my husband-scientist)
Why don’t they play more Queen Beyoncé on the radio? (I hear you and I have no answers to this)
What is God? (WHERE DID THIS COME FROM…ASK ME ABOUT GRASSHOPPERS)
How do my eyes see you? (Ask daddy-scientist)
Does the brain tell me to eat (yes)
And then my one question to her, after ranting for ten minutes straight about Trump:
Me: Do you think I like or don’t like President Trump?
4-year-old: You like him!
(Uh huh. . .sure I do. At least she won’t be reporting me to dear leader and sending me to a re-education camp!)