Today, my dishwasher that has been on the fritz was repaired quickly and painlessly and–get this--it was covered under warranty. And the repair person replaced the motherboard “just in case” and again, let me repeat, this was all fixed free of charge.
And then later in the day I called about a medical bill that I’ve been trying to get resolved and the woman told me that not only did they just receive payment from the insurance company (finally) but it turns out they owe me a credit. Yes that’s right, the medical establishment is cutting me a check.
This is some twilight-zone alternate-reality stuff right here all right.